IT'S THE YEAR 2025,
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AND ALL YOU WANT IS AN EASY SOLUTION TO THE INTERNET.
BEHOLD, YOUR NEW DIGITAL SAVIOR. YOU'VE..
GOTTA WEB GUY!
*ALLLRIGHTY THEN!* - ACE VENTURA, PET DETECTIVE
Q & A
DIGITAL JESUS, ARE YOU F*CKIN' SERIOUS, DUDE?
NO
CAN YOU MAKE ME A DOPE WEBSITE?
YES
CAN YOU MAKE IT TODAY?
IT'$ PO$$IBLE
CAN YOU FIX MY EXISTING WEBSITE?
YES
CONGRATS, you've GOTTA WEB GUY,
a TRUE ENTREPRENEUR at your service.
My diverse business experiences will be to your benefit—I know how most businesses generally work and I've pretty much done it all when it comes to websites.
I am forgoing the typical sales-pitch-cookie-cutter-website because:
A. I want your attention.
B. I want you to know that I don't deal in bullshit.
C. I focus on working with people who value speed, clarity, and results.
D. You get me, not a subcontractor. No delays, no middlemen, no miscommunication.
PROOF THAT I AM YOUR WEB GUY
This is the website for The Law Office of Justin Stovall, built with Wordpress.
Justin got lucky and I was also his photography guy.
Purple Audio had an aging Wordpress website. The Theme was no longer supported and the website crashed. I found a new theme and did some surgery to bring an old website back in it's original form.
Wordpress website with product catalog and sales page.
Pacific West Flooring got lucky in many additional ways.
Squarespace website for real estate photography in Las Vegas.
This business is doing very well after seven years!
Squarespace website for a unique hotel in a small town called Marfa, TX.
Bohemio got lucky and I was also their video editing guy.
A Squarespace website for one of Las Vegas' oldest bars.
Hard Hat's website is ultra minimal and friendly to the public.
GOOGLE SITES website for mixing & mastering.
This website costs $8.40 a month and comes with email.
GOOGLE SITES website for a bar in Jim Thorpe, PA.
This website costs $8.40 a month and comes with email.
CUT & DRY
We Negotiate Pricing
You Pay Up Front
I Fill In The Blanks
Website Delivery Is SUPER FAST
You Pay For Additional Services
You start telling your friends "I've Gotta Web Guy!" as you smile uncontrollably.
You've been smitten in the process. I'm sorry & you're welcome.
ANSWERS
PRICING DEPENDS ON YOUR PROJECT
GOOGLE SAYS $500-$10,000 FOR A WEBSITE. THIS IS ACCURATE.
FILLING IN THE BLANKS
I WILL CREATE TEXT, FIND IMAGES, CREATE GRAPHICS, AND MAKE A WORKING WEBSITE AS LONG AS YOU PROVIDE ME SOME STARTING INFO. WE CAN REPLACE THINGS LATER.
SUPER FAST
TODAY, TOMORROW, IN A WEEK, OR A MONTH.
IF IT TAKES LONGER IT'S BECAUSE I AM WAITING FOR YOU TO PROVIDE SOMETHING OR MAKE AN IMPORTANT DECISION.
ADDITIONAL SERVICES
"CAN YOU MAKE EMAIL ADDRESSES FOR ALL MY EMPLOYEES? I NEED 5,000 PRODUCTS ADDED TO MY WEBSITE THIS WEEK! I WANT YOU TO HELP ME WRITE A NEW BLOG."
ARE YOU READY? YES, YOU ARE.
LAST NIGHT, YOU WERE PRAYING FOR A SOLUTION.
TODAY, YOUR PRAYERS ARE ANSWERED.
OR CALL/TEXT THE NUMBER ON MY BUSINESS CARD.
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